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Real Church Bulletin Board Bloopers II?????

1) Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.

2) Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

3) Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

4) For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

5) This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

6) Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social.. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

7) This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
8) The service will close with “Little Drops of Water.” One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

9) Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

10) The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

11) A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

Real Church Bulletin Board Bloopers?????

1) Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.

2) Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

3) Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

4) For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

5) This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

6) Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social.. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

7) This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
8) The service will close with “Little Drops of Water.” One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

9) Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

10) The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

11) A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

contact the movie help?

so we have all seen contact the movie and are probably aware of the machine that is used to take jodie foster to vega. here’s the kicker, when she leaves earth, she goes to the first star system she believes to be vega, when she arrives she says its vega, and she moves her head to the right and notices what looks like a rail or something used for bumper cars, and then transports her to the next system. what the hell is that rail doing there? transport rail to take her to the next system, or a screen blooper? what the hell man!!!!!
heres a link for the contact fan within

How to Solve a Rubik’s Cube for kids by kids (1 of 4)

After several inquires, we decided to make a how to video with the way my daughter learned. These contain mnemonic devices that she used. There are several different ways to solvethe cube. This way of solving is based on the video lessons from Tyson Mao that were on Rubiks.com . These videos were intended to be one video, but due to size and time constraints, it is cut down and split up. Please consider it all together. Some things that are mentioned earlier are defined later and vice-versa …

Funny and Weird Car Crashes and Accidents

Created and Edited By:Bryan Berbano Song by:Flogging Molly:Drunken Lullabies Please Rate and Subscribe Thank you people the crash 8) Comment me if you have any ideas for videos or songs for them. Comment me and tell me which was the funniest,weirdest,scariest, or best accident. This is not my music and I do not take credit for any of the music, it is to be used strictly for entertainment purposes only.

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