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A new rule on nature must be adopted that no one should impair, impede, hamper or obstruct the flow of nature and that people should help & make nature work naturally, properly and rightfully because the environment should not suffer its natural world from faults like the carbon emission reduction (a theory of falsity) and the recommended actions such as large-scale composting, biomass for energy, sanitary landfill, etc.(which do not work in harmony with nature) to interfere with its own to the detriment of people & other living things. In the conflict of scientific laws, it must be often a matter of doubt which should prevail and that, whenever that doubt exists, the people should still be given the benefit to life first, compatible to natural & universal laws. Otherwise the immediate problems would remain exactly the same to worse as foreseeable adverse consequences, raised by the author Winston Kayanan from the Philippines in his earlier message in “Prosecuting God’s Case vs. UN”.

With the massive used of carbon both from extracted coal & oil as fuels (which basically come from plant kingdom), the author believes that it can best be retrieved by recapturing the same volume (or even more) in a solid form (instead of gases). This will defeat the performance of world’s remedies like carbon trading, plant forest scheme, etc., in reducing freed & trapped waste gases in the atmosphere (which have been destructively affecting the environment)

For this purpose, the author alleges that, by employing a large-scale organic matter cycling, it would serve as a successful way of extricating the world from its predicament of global warming & climate change. The Philippine invented technology was made to perform great wonders in dramatically repairing & rejuvenating (than sustaining) almost all under the environment by principally allowing carbon cycle, nitrogen cycle, and water cycle perform simultaneously & work effectively. In fact, in a short presentation sometime July 2004 to the visiting representatives of APEC-VC Australia at the Environment Division of the Dept. of Science & Technology in the Philippines, they commented it as “very ambitious”.

By examining carbon emissions, burnt carbon from transportation & industries ranks only 5th among the sources of CO2 emitters aside from what are widely known like plants, animals and man. UN, however, failed to count the largest CO2 emitters (unseen by the naked eye) and that is the (decay) microorganisms. They are actually the No. 1 CO2 contributor of waste gas pollution in the atmosphere which UN & its scientists overlooked. Unknowingly, these microorganisms cause massive CO2 emissions in quadrillion MT per hectare a day, engendering global warming and its repercussion, climate change, having heat waves, droughts, landslides, giant waves, quakes, volcanic eruptions and so forth. In this vein, the world followed UN for having no clues or incomplete understanding of the natural world and hence, people were indeed misled to the right path.

Loss of confidence in the scientific community is beginning. In fact, Ban’s spokeswoman Michele Montas mistakenly told AFP: “The solutions are not going to come from the scientists but rather the solutions are going to come from the people who deal with these issues on a daily basis,” (BT Environment Section dated 07-28-09). For such blooper, it has indirectly eroded the integrity of UN (as well as the credibility of the scientific community). This had fortified the author’s earlier allegations to some 30 countries (via letter in 2007) and lately to the subscribers (via yahoo’s question & answer in May 2009) that UN is bleeding internally, meaning that they are contradicting & opposing each other views. The fact that the former Sec. Gen. Kopi Annan announced in public (sometime 2005) “to prepare for natural disasters”, this was already an indirect acknowledgement of surrender & defeat. And people had already lost hope with its latest announcement “to mitigate & adapt measures”.

We are living thru a leadership & management crisis. And people are undergoing psychological ordeals of anxiety & fear everyday. The order of life & nature is reversed with no more hope of cure or relief but self-destruction awaits everyone. People are robbed of freedom, health and peace. UN Sec. Gen. Ban Ki-moon must weigh the pros & cons of reality because people must primordially enjoy life with liberty. He must search for a new answer, i.e., something morally convincing, certain & assuring that will work, strongly curative to the environment, economically productive and widely accepted. But it seems he will not, being static & unchangeable. He only duplicated the faults & failures of the previous administration even if it may not be intentionally committed. In fact, the younger generation of innocent South Koreans is behind him in the promotion of UN’s programs.

The continuous process of development of ideas has been stopped. And the

Bloopers of children

Some bloopers of biblical proportions written by Sunday School students of both the Christian and Jewish persuasion:

In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.

Adam & Eve were created from an apple tree.

Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.

Noah built the ark, which the animals came on in pears.

Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.

Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a jezebel like Delilah.

Sampson slated the Philistines with the axe of apostles.

Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.

The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.

Afterward, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

The Fifth Commandment is humor thy mother and father.

The Seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

Moses died before he ever reached the UK. Then, Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in the biblical times.

Solomon, one of David’s sons, has 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

When the three wise guys from the East Side arrived, they found Jesus and the manager.

Jesus was born because Mary had an emaculate contraption.

St. John, the Blacksmith, dumped water on his head.

Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you.

He also explained, “Man doth not live by sweat alone.”

The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.

The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was by profession a taximan.

St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.

okay its about a weird kid
who gets a pink stuffed dog for his 16th birthday
but then he finds out that the dog can talk and its actually a dangerous homicidal stuffed animal!!

Okay before u leave rude comments

*no i am not fay
*That is NOT my room
*I was acting, so that is not the way I normally act

Im not saying u have to like it but plz dont leave rude comments here, PLEASE! Grow up and stop being such a rude people, u r what is wrong with the world. If u like it, thanks if u have a youtube account comment it if u may

Thanks again

(its not really 5 mins long, at the end there is bloopers so please give it a chance and stick around for the whole thing)

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PLEASE
if u just want 2 points
dont leave some rude mean answer
just say smtin like ‘2 pts’
mean rude answers WILL be reported

okay its about a weird kid
who gets a pink stuffed dog for his 16th birthday
but then he finds out that the dog can talk and its actually a dangerous homicidal stuffed animal!!

Okay before u leave rude comments

*no i am not fay
*That is NOT my room
*I was acting, so that is not the way I normally act

Im not saying u have to like it but plz dont leave rude comments here, PLEASE! Grow up and stop being such a rude people, u r what is wrong with the world. If u like it, thanks if u have a youtube account comment it if u may

Thanks again

(its not really 5 mins long, at the end there is bloopers so please give it a chance and stick around for the whole thing)

I ask this because I haven’t seen it. I can’t rent it until I finish Wanted which I rented. Also I can’t wait for it because after Sunday it’s $34.99. So I want to know because I’m buying it. I loved the first movie. Here are the details:

DVD title: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
DVD release: 12/02/08
RT meter: 66% (ripe)
Edition: 3-disc special edition
Extras:

Disc one:

Audio commentary with director Andrew Adamson

Disc two:

The bloopers of Narnia
Deleted scenes
Inside Narnia: The adventure continues
Sets of Narnia: a classic comes to life
Big movie comes to a small town
Previsualizing Narnia
Talking animals and walking trees: the magical word of Narnia
Secrets of the duel
Becoming trumpkin
Warwick Davis: The man behind Nikabrik

Disc three:

Digital copy of the film